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adstringendummod) wrote2012-01-25 10:11 pm
adstringendummod) wrote2012-01-25 10:11 pm
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Event Calendar FEBRUARY 2012
✗EVENT CALENDAR
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February seems to be the month of strange amorous activities for some (or great disgust for others), so what better time for the Animus to try their hand at matchmaking than now? Enter the Adstringéndum Dating Agency! For the entire week, anyone who posts to the network will find one of these very flattering descriptions prefacing their posts for everyone to see. Of course, whether or not they're entirely accurate is... questionable. Oh, and these spiels are rather resistant to being filtered. No need to be shy after all, let others get to know you~! |
In some places it's said that women could only propose marriage on leap days way back in the day, and that if the marriage proposals were refused, compensation was required in order to soften the blow. Unfortunately (or fortunately?), the Animus seem to have it confused with Kissing Friday, where men were entitled to a free kiss, complete with the right to pinch the woman's posterior should they be denied. What's that, you say? Feel a little tingling in your lips? An inexplicable need to seek out the person closest to you and plant one on them? Oh dear, you're popping the question to the first person you see? Well, no worries! Rejection of your advances will land your heartbreaker with bright pink hair or clothing, a non-removable lipstick kiss-mark where they were kissed or a couple of bruises from the shower of broken hearts that appeared out of nowhere. If you're accepted though... Congratulations! Have some confetti and balloons, maybe even chocolate and flowers for the week afterwards! And are those wedding bells we hear? |
Suggested by froghatDid you get a little... frisky last week? No? Too bad, because we're pretty sure that's crying you hear! The Animus are disappointed with your lack of maturity and have decided the best way to fix this is by making you into a... ~*~RESPONSIBLE PARENT~*~! For one week, you are completely bound to a baby doll, realistic in every way save for that it cries... quite randomly. And by randomly, we mean every five minutes if you don't take care of it properly. And by taking care of it properly, we mean no shoving it into a sock drawer or any such methods that demonstrate poor parenting skills. After all, attempted murder is bad, and what better punishment than to saddle you with yet another doll? My, you procreate fast. So for all you maniac types, trade the sword for diapers. And don't try running! Those babies have an uncanny habit of tracking you all over the city unless you leave it with a responsible babysitter. But if you threaten to give it abandonment issues... Well, it'll find its way back into your arms again. |
[Past Months]
2012 | JAN
2011 | JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUNE | JULY | AUG | SEPT | OCT | NOV | DEC
2010 | JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUNE | JULY | AUG | SEPT | OCT | NOV | DEC
2009 | JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUNE | JULY | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC
2008 | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC
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